The Sex Blog

I figure since the name of this blog is "Sexual Misadventures of a College Misfit" I should probably have something about sex in it. I've decided to start from the beginning: Da.... Dum... Da..... Dum... Da Dum Da Dum Da Dum..... The Day I Lost My Virginity.
September 22nd, 2007.

Underwhelming: Pronunciation: \-ˈhwelm, -ˈwelm\
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: under + overwhelm
Date: 1949
: to fail to impress or stimulate

I was looking forward to fireworks, orgasms and black outs. I got.... well, I got a penis in my vagina. Afterwards, I kept on wanting to have more and MORE and MOREEEEE sex. He thought it was because his penis resembled Jesus'. It was mostly because I was thinking it might get better if I kept on trying. It didn't. Ya know the saying the third times the charm? False. Trust me, I tried. Eventually I learned that sex got less boring if I made noises. After this discovery, sex never got boring again. So what if I didn't pay attention to the self-obsessed man above me? My noises and I had a great time. I have since discovered bigger and better penises and boys who know how to use them. But more on that later. After this blog we may go back even further in time... TO MASTURBATION EXPERIENCE #1.