My Life Is Twilight

Hello Peoples.

So today I was reading mylifeisaverage.com and I stumbled across an entry about mylifeistwilight.com. I was vaguely curious about what kind of posts would be on this site. I knew it would be about twilight (duh). However, what I did not know was that not only would I puke a little in my mouth after reading such outrageousness, I would also lose my faith in humanity. There were postings on there FROM GROWN ADULTS:
"You know how kids love to pretend play ? My boys (5 & 6y) & girl (8y) no longer act out Optimus, Megatron & Supergirl roles. I was in my room & overheard them acting out Twilight scenes. Faves of theirs are baseball & Edward/James fight scenes. I have an Alice, an Edward & a Jasper living with me!"
I nearly cried. Optimus and Megatron dominate. Someone needs to take those kids away before they start thinking that only depressive, anti-social girls are attractive.

My favorite part was when some Twiheart messed up the "MLIT" by spelling "MILT". High five for knowing how to abbreviate. I cannot necessarily count it against them however, as all they have to decipher what intelligent writing looks like is written by Stephanie Meyer.

Thats all of my rant for the moment.

Peace Out.

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