Once upon a time, in a land far, far away there lived a girl named Bernadette. She was quite innocent, well, if you didn't count her mind. She had a friend named Marcus, and this friend was intent on getting Bernadette to discover her sexuality. aka: he wanted her to masturbate. AWESOME. You could call him a dirty, perverted boy and you would be right. You should love him anyways because he's quite amazing. Well, Bernadette was afraid of this thing called "Masturbation". 1. She was a germaphobe and she didn't want to somehow get an STD by sticking dirty fingers up there. And 2. What was up there?! What would it be like? She had no idea what to expect. So one day during her freshman year of high school, she went home, took a shower (making sure to wash anything and everything that could come into contact with her sexy times), walked to her bedroom (making sure to not touch anything), got into her bed, and dived into her next adventure.
"what the fuck... its all... soft... and wet... and weird. i don't understand. okay, i'm... i'm done. this isn't doing anything for me. grossness."
And I never masturbated again.
The. End.
tehehe. Okay, maybe once or twice.
Peace Out.
<3 Me.
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